Tuesday, November 3, 2009


Yeah, I can hear you now, "He's soooo cute!" Right. IF I've warned you once I've warned you a million times! YOU CAN'T TRUST A CHIPMUNK! They are the most evil thing, next to a Black-capped Chickadee of course.

I received an ultimatum from them, which I decided to ignore. Silly Me. They said if I don't post more Chipmunk photos, they would take 'drastic measures." Well, I should have listened.

I was looking out of our window and saw a gang of about 30 of these "cute" little beasties outside. I managed to get one shot before I was caught spying on them. I had no idea what they were up to and thought they were just planning a raid on the bird feeders as usual.

Then I saw the evil look on the ring leaders face...I was gonna be in deep doo-doo!

By standing on each others little shoulders, they managed to get up the utility pole and bite through our cable line!

And there it lay, no cable, no Internet. Just a gang of thug Chipmunks laughing and calling me names I can not repeat on my wholesome blog.
I called the cable company and they just laughed, it was an odd high pitched laugh, not unlike the possessed laugh from a mad Chipmunk.



  1. I will never turn my back on a chipmunk again. Maybe you should take this warning to Dateline or 60 Minutes or something. Sounds like they've infiltrated your cable company. What next?

  2. Oh oh I could've never imagine chipmunks are such vicious little creatures. I'm afraid to even think about what baby seals can hide behind that innocent look... *gulp*

  3. Be careful how you handle this- or you'll be receiving notices from the ACLU...

    American Chipmunk's Legal Union

  4. Aie aie aie... I still have cramps in my stomach, I laugh so much!! Who could believe that this cute animal could be so evil and intelligent at the same time? I guess they had planned the attack with 30 exhibiting themselves and 100 eating your cable ;-)
    I've to say that I would like to see one of them, as I've never seen them...

  5. Hahaha......ohhh...I just love chipmunk drama.

  6. Yes, I have had that happen to me! Very vicious indeed! I call them Pretty Rats.