I received an ultimatum from them, which I decided to ignore. Silly Me. They said if I don't post more Chipmunk photos, they would take 'drastic measures." Well, I should have listened.
I was looking out of our window and saw a gang of about 30 of these "cute" little beasties outside. I managed to get one shot before I was caught spying on them. I had no idea what they were up to and thought they were just planning a raid on the bird feeders as usual.
Then I saw the evil look on the ring leaders face...I was gonna be in deep doo-doo!
By standing on each others little shoulders, they managed to get up the utility pole and bite through our cable line!
And there it lay, no cable, no Internet. Just a gang of thug Chipmunks laughing and calling me names I can not repeat on my wholesome blog.
I called the cable company and they just laughed, it was an odd high pitched laugh, not unlike the possessed laugh from a mad Chipmunk.
I will never turn my back on a chipmunk again. Maybe you should take this warning to Dateline or 60 Minutes or something. Sounds like they've infiltrated your cable company. What next?
ReplyDeleteOh oh I could've never imagine chipmunks are such vicious little creatures. I'm afraid to even think about what baby seals can hide behind that innocent look... *gulp*
ReplyDeleteBe careful how you handle this- or you'll be receiving notices from the ACLU...
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Aie aie aie... I still have cramps in my stomach, I laugh so much!! Who could believe that this cute animal could be so evil and intelligent at the same time? I guess they had planned the attack with 30 exhibiting themselves and 100 eating your cable ;-)
ReplyDeleteI've to say that I would like to see one of them, as I've never seen them...
Hahaha......ohhh...I just love chipmunk drama.
ReplyDeleteYes, I have had that happen to me! Very vicious indeed! I call them Pretty Rats.
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