Wednesday, April 20, 2011

What I did on my weekend...by Dave...the Loopy one...ahee.

I saw a Mallard. A girl one. Floating in the water. Ducks float good.

My name is Dave. I have a blog. You are reading my blog now. Read the blog. I went to a nature festival. It was the North Coast Nature Festival. They were nice to me. They let me show my burd pictures to people. Some people bought some pictures. Some people took some pictures. Some pictures I gave away. Some pictures I took home. Do you want some pictures?

I talked to people. The people talked to me. Sometimes we understood each other. I saw a possum. He was scary looking. They might let me out again next year. Beware. Be afraid.

I saw a Black-capped Chickadee. He had a black cap...and a bracelet. He must be rich.

These are eggs. No one is sitting on these eggs.
The Doodles wouldn't sit on these eggs either.


This is a Canada Goose. It is sitting on eggs.
Susan lives in Canada. Hello Susan.
Hello Canadians.


This is me and Laura Erickson.
We heard her talk. She talks good.
She's smiling because she knows I'll go away.


This is Bobb. He has a new friend, the scary looking possum.
Possums are crossed eyed.

The possums name was Bob.

Chuck the Beaver has binoculars.
Doodlette is a Doodle and doesn't have binoculars because she is a bird and doesn't have hands.
Bobbette and Bobb had binoculars.
They lost them.
Bad Bobb.


This is Joanne and Terry.
They are laughing at me.
See my pretty pictures next to them?
I will do anything to make people look at my pictures.
You are looking at my pictures now.
See, I told you.


See Paula? Paula is trying to hide.
See the people looking at my pictures?
Buy my pictures people.
Buy them now.


These are wild flowers.
They are not in a cage.
That is how you know they are wild.

See this flower?
It is odd.
I do not know what it is.
You will tell me.


These flowers are pretty.
And wild.
No cage, remember?


Doodles told me to be good.
You have to make your own caption.
Okay?
Tell me in the comments.
If I laugh and stuff comes out my nose, I will send you something.

11 comments:

  1. A cracking read Dave (that means good in the UK).
    Great to hear you sold some of your pictures i hope you made a profit on the day.

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  2. ... How will I ever clean all this up!

    Excellent post Dave.

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  3. Ranger Anna...that's not funny enough...try again.

    Thanks Andrew, my dad was Welsh, so I do speak "English!" Profit? What's that?

    Thank you Frank, though nothing came out my nose yet...

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  4. You are a nut job...I will take a picture..I like wild things...and I think that squirrel agrees with me and is telling us in a round about way that you are a nut job ~see where its looking ..Humm:O

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  5. Squirrel Caption: It was here last night... or I must be getting old when I can't even find MY nuts any more...

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  6. How the hell are you getting the idea of publishing this kind of post? I mean each of them makes me rolls to the floor and laugh like hell, waking up the kids and making mama cry ;-) This is so gorgeous to read you and so funny..... Excellent post Dave... As to sell pictures, It is kind of hard ;-)

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  7. Dawn...I am a nut job? And you, young lady, what exactly are you?(I meant that in a nice way of course!)

    Old Folks!! YOU are the winners in my opinion, though only a little came out my nose! Email your address to me!

    Chris, I'm so sorry(not really!) I have more fun being silly than being serious and political, and so does everyone else. Email me and I'll send you a print...I have LOTS of them!

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  8. Um, Dave Darling, I was talking about when is the truck coming to pick you up.....

    And yep, Old Folks wins by a nut!

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  9. I am just plain nutty.... Thanks for always making me laugh:)

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  10. I won! I won!
    Thanks Dave. I sent you an email & anymore I have stuff coming out of my nose even when I'm not laughing!

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