Saturday, March 20, 2010

How to pick up women...

Always show them your best side...

I was thinking about all the young folks out there struggling to figure out the meaning of life...or more precisely, the meaning of the fairer sex. Youngsters always seem to have difficulties with dating, so here you go, the answers to the deepest questions of life.

Good luck.
A nice little peck on the cheek is always appreciated.

As you can see, women are NOT impressed with fighting.

Make sure you wave politely when you see an attractive prospect.

You can always impress them with a great singing voice...sort of...

Practice smiling.

Always speak to them nicely.

Or maybe just a quiet time together.

Women always love the bling, nothing like a nice gold chain...

Special hint to my nephew, drag racing doesn't work...

Show off your flashy outfit.

Show them your impressive new home...it will be theirs eventually...

Just be careful what you're getting into!