...just a day in the life of a backwards birder...
Saturday, March 20, 2010
How to pick up women...
Always show them your best side...
I was thinking about all the young folks out there struggling to figure out the meaning of life...or more precisely, the meaning of the fairer sex. Youngsters always seem to have difficulties with dating, so here you go, the answers to the deepest questions of life.
A nice little peck on the cheek is always appreciated.
As you can see, women are NOT impressed with fighting.
Make sure you wave politely when you see an attractive prospect.
You can always impress them with a great singing voice...sort of...
Always speak to them nicely.
Or maybe just a quiet time together.
Women always love the bling, nothing like a nice gold chain...
Special hint to my nephew, drag racing doesn't work...
Show off your flashy outfit.
Show them your impressive new home...it will be theirs eventually...
This might be a repeat...not sure the last one worked...but it said: This is fabulous! especially like the sandpiper waving, and all the others too. Happy First Day of Spring!ReplyDelete
Thank you for a good laugh! You have a great sense of humour. Is it kind of door bell below the place where the nest is made?ReplyDelete
Thanks Susan! I knew spring would get here eventually...now it's going to snow...oh well.ReplyDelete
Luize, The Barn Swallows were nesting on top of a fire sprinkler at the Ottawa Visitors Center. They have since blocker the area, but put up small platforms for them.
Thanks Dave for explanation! Now I see. What a clever bird! No need for fire-escape.ReplyDelete
This is a gorgeous post mate!!! Your blog is very entertaining and I wonder if our feathered friend will enjoy it ;-) Got a oot of ebautiful pictures too and the text is jsut wonderful!
Hi Chris! I'm glad you got a laugh again! Please don't try any of these hints at home, Val may not like it!ReplyDelete
That's extremely funny, and great pictures.ReplyDelete
Oh Dave, You just craCK me up, as always!! Reading your blogs, it's easy to practice smiling! Great pictures!!ReplyDelete
Anything for a good chuckle Bob!ReplyDelete
Binaca, it's TOO easy to make you laugh!
hee hee..excellent post!I just tweeted this out to twitter..made me laugh.ReplyDelete
Thanks for the Tweets Dawn!ReplyDelete
Hi Nancy, welcome to the silliness!
Hahaha.....very cute and funny too! You crack me up every time.ReplyDelete
Love this, Dave!ReplyDelete
Your blog is amazing, really!ReplyDelete